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planets of organic.

Audrey: "What you need is a nice girl to settle down with."

Me: "Oh man, my parents have been telling me that for years!"

I love hopelessly oblivious coworkers.

missed connections, part 5.

Me: a slender twentysomething male wearing a charcoal grey v-neck, jeans, and flip-flops.

You: a morbidly obese fourtysomething female walking along Whyte Ave this morning proudly wearing a bright purple t-shirt with the phrase "I LOVE JUNK FOOD" accompanied by pictures of milkshakes and chocolate bars.

Let's be best friends?

I'll supply the cupcakes?

Taxidermia.

Flame throwing penises? Check.

Corpulent swimmers? Check.

Bizarre taxidermy? Check.

Sounds like my kind of movie.