You: a slightly disheveled older gentleman wearing a grey button up shirt and brown cardigan who, while walking by my roommate and I in a Tim Horton's last week, commented on my lack of shaving. While your criticism was entirely merited, your invasion of my personal space as you reached down to stroke my chin was not.
I think the admixture of shock and horror on my face scared you away, but in retrospect I just wanted to say thank you for making my day. Call me sometime?
hahah you are so lying. he ACTUALLY touched your chin??? hahah
ReplyDeleteNO! He actually did! It was so traumatizing!
ReplyDeleteYou don't touch stranger's faces! Aren't there rules about this!
Exclamation point overload!