You: a fortysomething East Indian man wearing a black Umbro shirt who, with smiling lips slightly parted, tongue flitting in & out, and eyes bulging in a decidedly arthropod-like manner, spent the hour or so of bus route 33 straining your neck to turn around and eye rape me yesterday.
I just wanted to thank you for reminding me as to why I lock my doors at night.

:( forever.
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